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[burnination]

Max Kiesler (26) Magic, dog owner, ancient artifact liberator, occasional demonic taxi cab, plus fireproof. Also, firefighter. Boys, girls, whatever. I'm easy. Good puns accepted as pick up lines.

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Comments

[burnination]

i mean i wouldn't want to get you down asking about possible death or w/e.

demonic taxi cab isn't bad, old news. my magic is mostly getting willingly possessed and using demon powers 👻 kind of cool but also kind of sucks sometimes. anyway, it's capped here because consent i guess

[notpassedon]

I'm kind of over it. dying is my old news. you can ask if you really want to know.

wait, so... magic is a thing that happens and nobody told me? I mean, I guess it makes sense, given that we're in a city fueled by hugs... or something...

[burnination]

so you were dead? i didn't realize eudio could pull people in from ther afterlife.

is in my world, but we didn't really fo around telling the non-magic people. kind of got turned off from the intermingling thing with the whole you know burning at the stake trend. but the city here definitely has it everywhere.

[notpassedon]

yeah. died in 09. and let me tell you, being dead is not fun.

I get that. we have psychics in my world, but they don't exactly go around telling people they're psychic. wouldn't want to turn into a stupid movie "I see dead people" moment.

[burnination]

well i didn't think it'd be all rainbows and unicorns. sorry to hear that.

i knew a few like that - we have different planes of magic, some more focused on seeing dead people than others. i see the occasional dead person, but more so, i see demons. believe me, i'd rather the dead people.

[notpassedon]

thanks.

demons? real honest to god demons? or honest to satan, I guess....

[burnination]

honest to satan demons. though satan is more a broad concept that an actual being

i think

who knows

but demons are definitely a thing

[rues]

[ clarisse doesn't normally do this -- honestly, the whole concept of cuddlr is foreign to her and she still barely knows how to use it (nor does she usually want to), but she's bored and, whatever, max is cute. she guesses. there's some weird shit in his profile, anyway, which definitely peaks her interest. ]

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ok so what are you like the grey sisters except with demons instead of demigods

[burnination]

and I have two eyes, definitely more than one tooth, and i'm a dude

also, no sisters

what is it they do with demigods? i don't remember that part being a thing.

[rues]

they run a taxi service
if youve got enough drachma to pay for it anyway

[burnination]

ah

no, less transportation, more just demonic passengers in the sense of

i get possessed a lot

[rues]

[ okay, she really tried not to laugh but... no, who is she kidding, she didn't try at all. ]

well shit man
sucks to be u

[burnination]

it's not that bad. it's less like full on exorcist style possession and more 'you can hang out in my body but i get to hold the steering wheel and use all ur powers'

so, aside from gross as hell (geddit) demon radio, it could be worse

[rues]

ok well
when u put it that way
it sounds kind of badass

[onlyhomemade]

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Demonic taxi cab?

[stilinski]

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why the hell are you fireproof??
and how did you find that out the first time????

[aesthet]

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magic high five 👍👍👍👍👍 that's a thumbs up, I recognise this, please don't call me out on it

[burnination]

ngl
it is kind of badass
ok so tell me your shit, what's daughter of ares get you?

im so sorry, he's such a loser

[burnination]

[ just gonna go pop over to check out this guy's profile, and--

oh holy damn. ]

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HAHAHAHAHAHA ARE YOU SHITTING ME?

OMG PLEASE DON'T BE SHITTING ME, THIS IS AWESOME

yeah, take demonic passenger, they ride, i drive. demonic taxi cab. so what's God like?

[burnination]

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hey you.
i'm fireproof because i'm hellspawn
i figured it out when i was like 9 and went dancing in fire while possessed
freaked the neighbors out

jfklsdjfads i forgot i got this tag before i hit up your post NO WONDER THAT NAMED LOOKED FAMILIAR

[burnination]

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AAAYYYOOOOOO 👌👌💃💃❤️‍❤️‍ my people. i don't diss for emoji use ever. talk magic to me, what's yours like?

don't be, its great <3

[onlyhomemade]

Totally not shitting you.

I am exactly what it says on the tin.

So you play transporter for demons? Where exactly do you take them?

God is hard to describe and I imagine, very much up to one's own interpretation. Some love him, some hate him. He may not be Father of the year but, he is still my Father. He's not always direct but he cares about his creations.

HAHHAHA what are memories why do they forsake

[aesthet]

!!!!! emojis unleashed! emojis go wild!

alas probably more boring than yours unless you're into never having to buy a new wardrobe. fashion savvy all day every day in the blink of an eye. ~magic~

[rues]

it gets u a whole can of whoop-ass basically
and perfect skill with any weapon
and if dad were here
i could summon undead soldiers to do my bidding

[stilinski]

hellspawn
I should've guessed something like that
we've got a fireproof guy back home too

uh
wow I wonder why