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Max Kiesler (26)

Magic, dog owner, ancient artifact liberator, occasional demonic taxi cab, plus fireproof. Also, firefighter. Boys, girls, whatever. I'm easy. Good puns accepted as pick up lines.

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so the church has it right, you think
satan is real

i have never believed in any of that
but you seem to have a closer perspective than most

theyre still wrong in the sense of it
lucifer =/= satan. different entities
and "satan" is more just a vague ultimate bad juju thing
idk sometimes we call him timothy too

but in the sense of hell and something evil in charge of it
yeah theyre right
not so much in that bad people go there when they die, who knows about that
but i dont think, i know

closer perspective, yeah

[ he'd say 'ask marco about the rest' but he doesn't want marco to have to ruminate on it any more than he already does. it wasn't a good time for him, and max still doesn't know the full extent. ]

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what's worse than it raining cats and dogs?

helling taxi cabs.

so if they do not collect the souls of the dead
what do they do?

i have always wondered about it
because you see i am a vampire, so i have never died
but i came close to it, and when i did i saw nothing

no god, no devil
just darkness. so when i heard the things that men believed they seemed ridiculous to me
they made me laugh. until now.

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hahahahaa extra points for hell pun, A+

important question - exactly how fluffy are you

fuck if i know

could be your world's different
or your close to death wasnt deathy enough to get the preview

men still believe some ridiculous shit
dont get me wrong
just some of its almost right