Noticed that, did you? [ omfg, arthur pendragon, you are hopeless. And you’re still not looking at the lemurs, god freaking dammit. Max is seriously about to call off the zoo trip and poof them into his room instead, to work out this Am I Gay shit with Arthur so he can freaking concentrate when they go back. Sighing, Max straightens up from the railing, turning to face Arthur with a flat expression and slightly pursed lips. Are we doing this, homie? ]

Are you going to need to take the test again, Arthur, or am I going to have to drag you to a bathroom and blow you before you make up your mind about this? [ because he will, don’t fucking think he won’t, okay? It wouldn’t be the first time he got on his knees for someone in a less than pristine bathroom stall, and Arthur’s at least his friend. ]

Of course it’s different. [ his brows raise, an amused smile playing at his lips. ] Men aren’t women, I don’t have boobs, I’m not short, I’m not that soft, and I’m more likely to try to sweep you off your feet than your girlfriend probably is.

[ and he would absolutely top the shit out of arthur so freaking help him, he’s too adorable and panicky not to. ]

These days, everyone experiments, so experiment. Try it a while, if it’s not your thing, go back to girls only. [ a beat, and his voice turns a little wry ] Though, it might work better if you actually put some effort into it.