Someday I'm going to tell Jude we're taking a port spell to London, and route it to Sydney instead. Just to see him scream.
[ And he will probably be de-dicked for that as well. Look, some things you just have to do, okay? And fucking with Elliot is one of them. It's like 60% of their relationship.
and while tristan is expounding on how he is a secret raptor, and max is looking appropriately shocked, mystified, and starstruck, he's also exploring the planes of his torso, running down his stomach, along the curve of a hipbone and back up with one hand, and another caressing softly over the warmed flat of his chest, across light muscle until he finds a nipple to rub the pad of his thumb against. casually. while talking about tris being a raptor. like you do. ]
I fucking knew it. You know, I was going to say, you have very lovely, very raptor-like legs, but I thought, no way. The raptors would never come from little old me. [ omfg max what even are you talking about? but he's talking about it with complete seriousness, because if anyone is king of the Acting Like The Crazy Shit I'm Saying Is The Absolute Truth, it's max. ]
Is Marco a secret T-Rex? Because I want to ride him. But not like sex-ride him, not while he's a dino. That seems painful. And like really fucked up porn.
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[ And he will probably be de-dicked for that as well. Look, some things you just have to do, okay? And fucking with Elliot is one of them. It's like 60% of their relationship.
and while tristan is expounding on how he is a secret raptor, and max is looking appropriately shocked, mystified, and starstruck, he's also exploring the planes of his torso, running down his stomach, along the curve of a hipbone and back up with one hand, and another caressing softly over the warmed flat of his chest, across light muscle until he finds a nipple to rub the pad of his thumb against. casually. while talking about tris being a raptor. like you do. ]
I fucking knew it. You know, I was going to say, you have very lovely, very raptor-like legs, but I thought, no way. The raptors would never come from little old me. [ omfg max what even are you talking about? but he's talking about it with complete seriousness, because if anyone is king of the Acting Like The Crazy Shit I'm Saying Is The Absolute Truth, it's max. ]
Is Marco a secret T-Rex? Because I want to ride him. But not like sex-ride him, not while he's a dino. That seems painful. And like really fucked up porn.