[ water goes sloshing around, and if max were someone more like dani maybe he might have cared they were making a mess. but he's not, and instead he's just snorting a laugh. ]

Well, they've got scales and feathers, so are they... birdy? Snakey? I already fucked you in the Godzilla onesie, so I guess it doesn't really matter anymore.

[ already crossed that line. and he's smiling at the sweet kisses and easy affection tristan's soaking him in, delighted by it all. let it not be said max kielser can't be subdued entirely with smooches. ]

Every time, I'm holding you to that.

[ Max mutters, turning his face to find tristan's lips and return the messy, wet kiss shamelessly, arms wrapping tighter around his middle, eventually muttering against his lips. ]

So if Marco grabs the last Snickers bar and I want it, I'm expecting you to back me up.