GENERAL OPEN POST/IC INBOX/WHATEVER IDK

[burnination]

"Busy. Send a text."

[ that's right. it's been a decade and he still hasn't changed his voicemail message. ]

Comments

[saints]

A teeny hint?

[burnination]

i'm putting things of gradually increasing size up your ass until you can pleasantly fit something marco's size in there

[burnination]

and then i'm fucking you with it

a lot

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and then marco's going to come home and fuck you

and i'm going to get off on it

the end

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also we're going to watch jessica jones

[saints]

Are we going to be watching it WHILE you're

doing that or

Because i'm going to have some comprehension troubles if we do.

[saints]

I kind of want to enjoy the show, not miss half of it on a dildo that's 3/4 of Marco's size.

[saints]

Other than that, though, you've thought this out.

In like .5 seconds.

You're serious?

[burnination]

look i don't need to be active fucking you with it all the time ok if we need to swap out we'll pause

[burnination]

i care about you and your happiness and your sex life

yes i'm serious

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also it seems really hot

[saints]

So this is a little selfish.

You can admit it, it's okay.

I'd want in too.

[saints]

I'm kidding.

For the record, I'm really grateful.

[burnination]

it's always a little selfish. you being happy makes me happy.

always a little selfish

the part where i get to play with your gorgeous ass for a week while watching netflix is just bonus

[burnination]

anything for you, bambi. you didn't think i'd just tell you 'tough shit', did you?

from grant's phone

[inumbrated]

for fucking serious if you send the ghostbusters theme one more time i'm going to eat you

[burnination]

is that the sexy kind of eat or????

hi frankie give grant his phone back you're sullying it with bad words

[inumbrated]

he's asleep it's my phone when he's asleep

[inumbrated]

and it's only sexy if you like your flesh being ripped from your bones

[inumbrated]

fuck i shouldn't even joke about that now i'm hungry

[burnination]

idk maybe you cant really be demonic plane without having a few fucked up kinks

[burnination]

do you watch him sleep

[burnination]

are you getting your edward cullen on

[burnination]

rosie pls save yourself

[inumbrated]

i'm basically his shadow now of course i watch him sleep