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[burnination]

"Busy. Send a text."

[ that's right. it's been a decade and he still hasn't changed his voicemail message. ]

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[saints]

So a useless swiffer. Glad we've established that.

I knew you wouldn't fucking let me live that goddamn day down.

His name is Kit and he's a fucking delight and I like doing yoga with him. So what if I just happen to have perfect form and he wants to sit behind me? Maybe he just likes having someone to study off of.

[burnination]

a swiffer with a specific jurisdiction

i got on my knees in a mens locker room for you. i don't care how clean these hippies are, that's dedication

he wants to sit behind you because he's a view stealing asshole. i was here first, he can still see your perfect form from slightly to the left or right.