[ hurgh he hates having to explain himself. mostly because he doesn't tend to think much before saying something, thus context tends to get lost, then he has to go back and try to remember wtf he was saying and why again. his brain's a weird place, shh. ]
horoscope = divination divination = shit im bad at divination = shit triscuit is good at triscuit = tristan clark for horoscope, see tristan clark
shit i can help with = demons and pancakes ig
[ this is also usually the part where people go "lol ok crazy w/e u say" and fuck off, which works great for him, because then he never gets in trouble for breaking the 'don't tell the normal people about magic' rule. ]
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horoscope = divination
divination = shit im bad at
divination = shit triscuit is good at
triscuit = tristan clark
for horoscope, see tristan clark
shit i can help with = demons
and pancakes ig
[ this is also usually the part where people go "lol ok crazy w/e u say" and fuck off, which works great for him, because then he never gets in trouble for breaking the 'don't tell the normal people about magic' rule. ]