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Max Kiesler (26) Magic, dog owner, ancient artifact liberator, occasional demonic taxi cab, plus fireproof. Also, firefighter. Boys, girls, whatever. I'm easy. Good puns accepted as pick up lines.

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bite me douchelord

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screw you shitbrick

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who dis

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hu u

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wat r u wearin??? dick pix lol??

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asl pls

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wanna cyber ;) ???

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show me your genitals

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no fuck u

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jk, let me touch u

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nah i'm kidding

[ pretend there's a selfie of marco flexin his abs here ]

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QUIT UR SHIT, POLO, IM HORNY AND I NEED UR STUPID MUSCLES

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oh jk, thx

[ pretend there's as selfie of hand in pants, shirt pulled halfway up, lip sucked between teeth ]

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[ a three-second vid of him laughing at you ]

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[ anyway:

same abs, but no shirt this time. and lowered pants. ]

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[ a three second video of this, basically ]

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[ and following, shirt tugged off, jeans open, palm running over the really obvious shape of his cock through boxer briefs, and this text: ]

lose the pants, i miss seeing your ass

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[ that shouldn't have been funny ]

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[ and well, if that's how they're playing it - marco sends a short video of him shimmying his pants down, turning around to reveal a mirror behind him, and parking his ass on the counter. ]

things i do for you, butthead.

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ty sweetcheeks ur the best

[ sure is how they're playing it. oh. what a nice little video of marco's ass in motion, gently saving that to his new folder for stupidly hot pictures of his friends, the christening addition to his eudio phone.

he sends a short video back, max's hand stroking against the line of his dick a moment, damp spot forming in the cloth of his boxer briefs, before his hand pushes them down to mid thigh, jeans along with them, hand returning to his cock to circle his palm languidly around the crown, small collection of pre dragged over the skin. ]

tris always whines about how good your fingers feel in him. i want to see you fuck yourself on them. do what you'd do to tris.

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was going to ask about "happy to be alive" but that seems like it'd lead to a downer, so, hey, i like your hair

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lol probably. but thanks, I guess? it's not on purpose.

I suppose I can ask about being a demonic taxi cab? or is that a downer too?