cuddlr;

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Max Kiesler (26) Magic, dog owner, ancient artifact liberator, occasional demonic taxi cab, plus fireproof. Also, firefighter. Boys, girls, whatever. I'm easy. Good puns accepted as pick up lines.

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YES
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Comments

[passengers]

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[burnination]

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bite me douchelord

[notpassedon]

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[burnination]

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was going to ask about "happy to be alive" but that seems like it'd lead to a downer, so, hey, i like your hair

[rues]

[ clarisse doesn't normally do this -- honestly, the whole concept of cuddlr is foreign to her and she still barely knows how to use it (nor does she usually want to), but she's bored and, whatever, max is cute. she guesses. there's some weird shit in his profile, anyway, which definitely peaks her interest. ]

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ok so what are you like the grey sisters except with demons instead of demigods

[burnination]

and I have two eyes, definitely more than one tooth, and i'm a dude

also, no sisters

what is it they do with demigods? i don't remember that part being a thing.

[onlyhomemade]

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Demonic taxi cab?

im so sorry, he's such a loser

[burnination]

[ just gonna go pop over to check out this guy's profile, and--

oh holy damn. ]

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HAHAHAHAHAHA ARE YOU SHITTING ME?

OMG PLEASE DON'T BE SHITTING ME, THIS IS AWESOME

yeah, take demonic passenger, they ride, i drive. demonic taxi cab. so what's God like?

[stilinski]

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why the hell are you fireproof??
and how did you find that out the first time????

[burnination]

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hey you.
i'm fireproof because i'm hellspawn
i figured it out when i was like 9 and went dancing in fire while possessed
freaked the neighbors out

[aesthet]

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magic high five 👍👍👍👍👍 that's a thumbs up, I recognise this, please don't call me out on it

jfklsdjfads i forgot i got this tag before i hit up your post NO WONDER THAT NAMED LOOKED FAMILIAR

[burnination]

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AAAYYYOOOOOO 👌👌💃💃❤️‍❤️‍ my people. i don't diss for emoji use ever. talk magic to me, what's yours like?

[gbpp]

{Run; 'cuddlr script'}
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[burnination]

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nice beard

yo

[runecasted]

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[burnination]

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oh my god talk onesies to me

[prettier]

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How easy?

[burnination]

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uh

i should probably try to sound less slutty here but honestly cant be fucked to care so

im already down, that easy

[vexy]

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[burnination]

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Hey you. Come by for the tour yet?

[mindmeld]

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[ Magic? Demons? Fireproof?

Okay, so it might be possible the fireproof is a thing. There might be an alien world out there populated by individuals with a high tolerance for fire. Appropriate choice of a career.

But still. Magic? Demons? Irrational. ]

[mordacita]

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demonic taxi cab

tell me more.

[burnination]

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i get possessed a lot

mostly on purpose but u kno

demons r assholes sometimes

[mistaken]

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I feel like demonic taxi cab was very casually slipped into that list. I would have thought a bigger deal would be made out of something like that.

[burnination]

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sort of par for the course these days. i dunno that kinda thing might be normal for some people. like me.

[varou]

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what's worse than it raining cats and dogs?

helling taxi cabs.

[burnination]

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hahahahaa extra points for hell pun, A+

important question - exactly how fluffy are you

[lonewanderer]

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how many dogs and how ancient are the artifacts

[burnination]

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just one dog, but there's another in the house aaand idk depends. oldest i've found is early greek, BC? haven't found any cave man artifacts.

[redhott]

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ow wow youre a fire fighter?

[burnination]

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yep. here, at least. just seemed like it would be easy.

[2spoopy4u]

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So you're like Indiana Jones but with demons and magic? That's awesome, dude.

[burnination]

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yes, basically. plus a dog.

talk magic to me, dude, whats yours like?

[earthlike]

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You'll have to excuse my lack of pick up lines, puns are hard when English isn't your first language. But you are handsome and I like dogs.

[burnination]

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no worries, i didn't understand anyone's jokes when i first came to america, but it's been something like 12 or so years now. thanks, though. you're pretty, and liking dogs already makes you a decent person.

[cosmik]

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i cant associate with someone who would accept a pun as a pick up line. im sorry. we are enemies now

[burnination]

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sweet, fight me

[louds]

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Are you good at finding the artifacts then?

[burnination]

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hella good. whatre u looking 4?

[hasitsthorns]

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What kind of dog?
Also what do you mean by 'fireproof'?

[burnination]

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great dane named moose
i mean fire just tickles, doesnt burn
heat + smoke too