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[burnination]

Max Kiesler (26) Magic, dog owner, ancient artifact liberator, occasional demonic taxi cab, plus fireproof. Also, firefighter. Boys, girls, whatever. I'm easy. Good puns accepted as pick up lines.

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Comments

[rues]

ok well
when u put it that way
it sounds kind of badass

[burnination]

ngl
it is kind of badass
ok so tell me your shit, what's daughter of ares get you?

[rues]

it gets u a whole can of whoop-ass basically
and perfect skill with any weapon
and if dad were here
i could summon undead soldiers to do my bidding

[burnination]

whaaaat like auto-proficiency with no training?
that's some dnd shit right there
plus necromancy?? not fair

[rues]

exactly like that
and i mean i say any weapon
but dad doesnt have as much sway with archery
since thats an apollo/artemis thing
im still good at it but they can still one up me

[ fucking michael yew. ]

my best weapons are dads weapons
spears, swords, guns
anything else is kind of a toss up
its not like i cant get better either
ive just got the best head start

[burnination]

ahh that makes sense
what about tridents? do poseidon kids get that over you as well?

since when does ares use guns?
they left that out of the myths
then again, the myths probably need some updating if the old gods are still around
that's a hell of a good perk to have, though, either way

[rues]

dont fuckin talk to me about poseidon kids

[ FUCKING. PERCY. JACKSON. ]

uh since war started using guns???
the gods have evolved
even if theyre still 98% stuck in the ancient ways
hermes claims to have invented the internet
apollo thinks hes the next eminem
ares rides around on a fuckin harley i couldnt make this shit up if i tried

but u know ww2 was basically just a big cockfight between demigods
zeus and poseidon kids on one side
hades kids on the other
the big three technically signed some pact promising never to produce more kids after that but
big surprise guess what didnt last

[burnination]

shit, that bad?
who knew, lord of the sea seemed p chill
but there's the kraken thing too i guess so idk

jfc i want to meet those guys
just for novelty's sake, shit
in our world, we don't really hear from them
all quiet on the greek front etc
and roman and celtic and etc
kind of everyone's quiet
but cool to know

seriously?
all of ww2?

[ because also, holocaust, and that's not something he likes thinking about much, but fuck the fuck out of the greek gods if that was their fault too ]

[rues]

idgaf about poseidon
its his son who pisses me off
also ur thinkin of cetus
the kraken is norse

theyre not as cool as they sound believe me
ur not missing anything

the gods arent really big on staking a claim there
i mean they never really do when their kids are involved
theyre all about letting us fight our own battles or w/e
its bullshit tbh