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Max Kiesler (26)

Magic, dog owner, ancient artifact liberator, occasional demonic taxi cab, plus fireproof. Also, firefighter. Boys, girls, whatever. I'm easy. Good puns accepted as pick up lines.

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shibe-shaped hellfire
guess it's less on the nose than a pitbull

Jude? you know a necromancer named Jude?
the hell is JBC?
I'm not following you dude

no, but that would be awesome
I wasn't one of the ones having lots of sex

marco's weirdly partial to them idk
there's actually usually 3, but only one came with him here

you've been lied to. did jude tell you his name is elliot?
how terrible
JBC is the Johannesburg Collective - magic school in south africa
private magic school with idk individual teachers or some shit
they're weird

why not?

what the fuck
you know Elliot??
he hasn't mentioned Alaska
or you

takes two to tango

that's because he's an asshole

i live with him
back home, i employed him
he's never been to alaska, he'd whine and freeze and whine more
his bird is great tho

so find someone you like and tango

he's not that bad
doesn't seem the type to like cold weather

people I like don't usually like me back

no, he's a frail, subtropical thing
but cute, at least
just watch your wallet around him

you should stop liking stupid people
how many people have you liked unsuccessfully?
and did they know you and not like you or was it a high school mean girls clique thing
idk i dont know what normal high school are like

he told me he's a pickpocket
tried to get my wallet but said I kept too close an eye on him

uh like five
all of them knew
I don't think I was subtle
but girls are confusing

what, seriously? i always watch him
i started putting my cash in my underwear, with a belt on, and he still got it
this is bullshit

then yeah, stop liking stupid people
i need you to look up nicola santos here
she's your age, she's hot as fuck, she's excellent in general
and she'll adore you pretty sure
she also lives here with me and elliot

bet you just wanted an excuse for someone's hand in your pants
don't hate the player!

you're setting me up with a different roommate?
she a witch, too?

p sure i can just ask him for that [ sry stiles, he hasn't realized you have a thing for ellie yet 8( ]
but even so, i didn't even notice it happening to enjoy it
how the fuck do you do that without being noticed???

i can probably set you up with all my roommates tbh
there's 6
yeah she's a witch

Edited 2016-02-29 22:52 (UTC)

tmi

[And that's all he's saying about that B( ]

all of them?
sounds like a good time
I'm guessing the rest are witches, too

you started it

they like to share
yeah, all witches. most of us went to the same school, minus elliot
and nic lived in the town near bcr, didn't actually go to it

oh that's
actually cool in a place like this
makes sense

also makes sense you'd all end up here
seems like the people who run the city focus on groups of people

makes sense they'd bring in people we like if they want us to get cuddling

we keep getting more of us showing up too
glad we went for big house the first month tbh