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I would bang Giorgio A. Tsoukalos if he'd tell me all the secrets about aliens.

Did you know aliens helped build the pyramids?

Do you think he's met aliens?

aliens did not help build pyramids, witches did

but im seconding that, i'd take that one for the team

idk man but for looking at that hair while fucking he better tell me

Giorgio A. Tsoukalos says aliens did. Come out here, I'll start from the first season.

I kinda dig the weird Greek thing he's got going on, in a weird way. That may be the dagga talking.

I bet the aliens showed him how to do that to his hair.

yeah well Giorgio A. Tsoukalos hasn't been a witch inside the pyramids looking for other witch stuff so

it's the dagga. i'll have some, see if he starts looking better.

it's the status symbol of a diplomatic ambassador to the aliens.

True. I wonder if there are alien witches.

You just want my sativa.

Do aliens have hair or are they gross little bald things???

i would be down to hang with alien witches, that would be trippy. do you think they'd have the same planes?

i also want your sativa

that's a question for ambassador tsoukalos, not me.

What if they have cool space planes? I want to be a space witch. I could have cool nebula magic instead of gross death magic.

I can share.

When we get back we should stalk him.

shit like what, plasma plane? particle plane? i want to be black hole plane.

yes. we should. i have questions that need answers.

You already are a black hole.

[ Elliot's cooked for u, he knows. ]

Like China's involvement with the aliens.

i am offended

how do you know china's involved?

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