Eudio IC Inbox; un: maximoose

[burnination]

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[burnination]

that's better. i can accept you now.

btw, did you hear about the guy whose whole left side was cut off? he's all right now.

[passengers]

TO THINK YOU'D EVEN CONSIDER REJECTING ME

that's got nothing on the amputated dude who died in battle. he fought barehanded, you know? he died unarmed and utterly defeated.




that ended up depressing.

[burnination]

i feel ive been taken for granted, maybe ill reject you on principle now

it did. don't make fun of amputees, its bad karma.

my friend's bakery burned down last night. now his business is toast.

[passengers]

why would i ever take you for granted? you're my best friend.

that's also true. in future i shall never make fun of the amputees.

ohhhh hot daaaaamn

[burnination]

aw bro. i cant even be a dick anymore.

ur my best friend too buddy

i would punch anyone who would burn ur bakery down

even if its the nastiest smelling place ever