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[burnination]

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[stilinski]

shit
I thought that might be it

oh and happy birthday
guess we're Aries buddies

[burnination]

why? did elliot mention sage to you?

thanks man
shit, seriously?? nic, tris and i always do a group party for our bdays, you should come

[stilinski]

his room stank of sage the first few times I came over

you sure?
El told me but
I don't want to crash

[burnination]

oh
ok

[ which is the max equivalent of "haha anyway". he knows why. he's surprised elliot went so far, and a little hurt. but in classic max fashion, he's noping right out of talking about that. ]

yes, definitely
if you don't mind us getting kind of handsy, come hang with us
might also do a bigger party idk
but you're welcome either way

[stilinski]

so it's nothing new?

I might slap those hands
but it's your birthday, so you get a pass?
I'll come
we never had our hot wings and rave night

[burnination]

basically, but probably a little more high than usual

i'll make hot wings and hide them just for u ok
the rave will already be there
lets do it

[stilinski]

seems sad to hide them
but I'm bad at sharing food

[burnination]

if i don't hide them they'll be gone before you get here
have you ever seen marco eat?
i'll even spell ward them
maybe make them start shrieking "STILES' HOT WINGS, FUCK OFF" if they're touched

[stilinski]

I've never really seen Marco
except when his dog was blowing up on the network

make sure they play an obnoxious song just in case

[burnination]

you should, he’s hot
not just in the sense that he has hellfire all up in him
but also visually appealing

sure. any requests?

[stilinski]

seriously
all supernatural people are
like I've never seen an ugly one
how is that fair???

Nickleback is a classic bad choice

[burnination]

humane plane witches have perfect skin
demonic magic builds muscle
heavenly eats fat
it's the magic, man

fuck im not sure i have the strength to record that to begin with

[stilinski]

that's crazy
magic affecting the body
what about the other planes??

be strong dude

[burnination]

i'm not really sure
elliot's regurgitated ghost souls taste like maggots?
i dont think that because of a physical thing tho
idk, ask him

i do this for you, my friend

[stilinski]

wtf
not like that
I mean appearances
maybe

I'll try to make it up to you with a good present

[burnination]

appearances, shit
idk, is jude more pale than most ppl?
hard to tell
tris would probably know this stuff better, he paid attention in school

you don't need to do presents for me, dude, i'm stupid old now, it's cool
you're young, save your money and buy some pot or smth

[stilinski]

oh
that makes total sense
he's pretty bony too
maybe it's a skeleton thing

how old are you?
are you secretly immortal?
if not, you can't be stupid old

I don't have to buy it
El's promised to give me some at the party

[burnination]

shit that's true!!
and kind of hilarious

im 27 now
im basically dead already
start writing my eulogy

good man
lmk if you want something more
we have X too but like
someone needs to watch you on that
bc ur small and precious and we don't want anyone stealing u

[stilinski]

you're sworn to secrecy
I don't think he looks like a skeleton
like jesus
the guy is gorgeous
but he's Elliot so
he'd probably take it the wrong way

woooooow
27
I'll start building your coffin

oh my god
I'm not taking ecstasy my first time