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[ after a couple hours, a heavy amount of creeping (because this is the weird shit max does when he's bored), and a lot of baking, some submissive delivery boy runs a care package up to eggsy's apartment in the dominant hotel.

it includes:
1. whiskey pancakes baked in the style of scotch pancakes, because putting actual scotch (instead of maple flavored crown royal) in pancakes seems disgusting.
2. a sticky note that reads "cheer up, buttercup :)"

haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa. :D ]

( Just give Eggsy a few minutes because he doesn't know whether to be creeped out, scared, touched or pleased. )

are u serious
did u make me whisky pancakes

[ younevertextmewhenursober.mp4 ]

... ok well
thanks
u really didn't have to
in fact it's kind of weird that u did

they're not poisoned right

yea im serious
yea i made u pancakes
ur welcome
if i did have to i wouldnt have done it
i know its weird

idk i havent died yet
good luck

( And like, 10 minutes later: )

they're so good
how did u learn to make them this good
i'm gonna fuckin die

idk trail n error?
orphan living??
not liking bland pancakes???
oh, u found the poison ig

i knew it

rip
what flowers u want on ur grave?

red roses so everyone knows i was sexy

i cant do that in good faith if i dont actually know how sexy u r

where's the trust

i will make u pancakes but i draw the line at sexy integrity

can't believe ur burning me like this

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