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"Busy. Send a text."

[ that's right. it's been a decade and he still hasn't changed his voicemail message. ]

information. germans.

Information? I don't speak German.

information. i speak german, you'll be fine.

What kind of information? Fine, but you're buying me dinner.

And real tea.

census information. fine. will you dress up like a trophy date?

real tea. i'll take you too a tea shop and let you pick whatever you please.

Sure, I can do that. But don't think I put out on the first date.

Edited 2016-01-25 13:19 (UTC)

Really? Why are you being so lovely? Where's Günther and what have you done with him?

does it count if you've already put out several times?

its a magic phenomenon that happens when i enter germany. tell no one.

Ahhhh and your real intentions show!

I like you better in Germany.