GENERAL OPEN POST/IC INBOX/WHATEVER IDK

[burnination]

"Busy. Send a text."

[ that's right. it's been a decade and he still hasn't changed his voicemail message. ]

Comments

[passengers]

dude change your fucking voicemail, you sound like a baby.

[passengers]

are you still in deutschland?

[burnination]

nein und nein

[burnination]

swiss alps

[burnination]

there's a yeti in a cave, we're going to chill

[ GEDDIT ]

[passengers]

you fuckin turdball did you just

[passengers]

i thought the swiss alps were in germany?

[passengers]

anyway when you've time between your cryptid bromance, mind helping me out? got a thing.

[passengers]

it's not hemorrhoids so don't try being funny.

[saints]

A little bird told me that you're in Roma for the week.

Ok no.

I may or may not have scried it this morning.

I could feel you. I got excited.

[burnination]

they're swiss. they're in switzerland.

[burnination]

switzerland is not germany

[burnination]

i charge for prostate exams these days

[burnination]

what do u need

[burnination]

cheating

[ there's no surprise in him showing up on your couch if you already know he's going to do it omfg ]

[burnination]

turning around, going back to nepal

[burnination]

bye

[burnination]

what kind of excited tho

[saints]

NO PLEASE I MISS YOU DON'T GO BACK TO NEPAL STAY STAY STAY???

[saints]

Please stay.

[saints]

Like I haven't seen you in a long time excited.

[saints]

Like

come crash with me for a while excited.

[passengers]

i was gonna say a swiss miss but that's a terrible joke even for me.

[passengers]

i've got an unholy problem. tl;dr satan won't fucking shut up and i haven't slept in two weeks.

[passengers]

wait, why isn't switzerland in germany? wasn't hitler's hq in switzerland???