GENERAL OPEN POST/IC INBOX/WHATEVER IDK

[burnination]

"Busy. Send a text."

[ that's right. it's been a decade and he still hasn't changed his voicemail message. ]

Comments

[passengers]

are you still in deutschland?

[burnination]

nein und nein

[burnination]

swiss alps

[burnination]

there's a yeti in a cave, we're going to chill

[ GEDDIT ]

[passengers]

you fuckin turdball did you just

[passengers]

i thought the swiss alps were in germany?

[passengers]

anyway when you've time between your cryptid bromance, mind helping me out? got a thing.

[passengers]

it's not hemorrhoids so don't try being funny.

[burnination]

they're swiss. they're in switzerland.

[burnination]

switzerland is not germany

[burnination]

i charge for prostate exams these days

[burnination]

what do u need

[passengers]

i was gonna say a swiss miss but that's a terrible joke even for me.

[passengers]

i've got an unholy problem. tl;dr satan won't fucking shut up and i haven't slept in two weeks.

[passengers]

wait, why isn't switzerland in germany? wasn't hitler's hq in switzerland???

[passengers]

what the fuck

[passengers]

whatever, do you wanna maybe proxy for me for a bit?

[burnination]

that sounds like a request for crossdressing

[burnination]

the answer is no btw

[burnination]

do you mean austria?

[burnination]

austria was once owned by germany but is still not germany. pls return to grade school.

[burnination]

are you wanting me to vessel satan for you?

[burnination]

[ pause ]

[burnination]

yeah ok

[passengers]

satan won't come inside you, you don't have my fine ass