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[burnination]

"Busy. Send a text."

[ that's right. it's been a decade and he still hasn't changed his voicemail message. ]

Comments

[burnination]

cute. im sure we'll get along, i drink a lot of cherry koolaid.

[passengers]

i wouldn't do that to dani, i'm not that terrible

[passengers]

where the hell are you i'm feeling frisky

[burnination]

good man

[burnination]

still with yeti

but can absolutely be there in 20

[ he has priorities ok yeti can wait, marco feeling frisky cannot ]

[passengers]

[ good guy max ]

i'll get the lube. i'm timing you.

[burnination]

[ never was there a faster yeti slaying. Max basically marches in, hellfire punches it, yanks a tooth free for proof, and starts drawing up sacgeo teleportation glyphs in the gd snow. He has places to be, butts to touch, dicks to suck, very important.

And poof. 17 minutes and 23 seconds later, max is popping into Marco's bedroom. Aaaand already stripping. Considering he was in the fucking alps, there might be some snow on Marco's carpet now, whoops. ]

What's my time?