GENERAL OPEN POST/IC INBOX/WHATEVER IDK

[burnination]

"Busy. Send a text."

[ that's right. it's been a decade and he still hasn't changed his voicemail message. ]

Comments

[passengers]

whatever, do you wanna maybe proxy for me for a bit?

[burnination]

that sounds like a request for crossdressing

[burnination]

the answer is no btw

[burnination]

do you mean austria?

[burnination]

austria was once owned by germany but is still not germany. pls return to grade school.

[burnination]

are you wanting me to vessel satan for you?

[burnination]

[ pause ]

[burnination]

yeah ok

[passengers]

satan won't come inside you, you don't have my fine ass

[passengers]

problem with living with demon possessions: all the terrible jokes sound funny by osmosis

[passengers]

and anyway europe is tiny compared to the usa

[passengers]

i'm sending you balaal. not belial, that dude's someone else.

[passengers]

he likes baby blood, just fyi.

[burnination]

coming inside me is a privilege earned by few, satan is not on that list

[burnination]

just don't make satan fucking me jokes around dani, he'll cry

[burnination]

and the us is stupid compared to europe, so it evens out

[burnination]

cute. im sure we'll get along, i drink a lot of cherry koolaid.

[passengers]

i wouldn't do that to dani, i'm not that terrible

[passengers]

where the hell are you i'm feeling frisky

[burnination]

good man

[burnination]

still with yeti

but can absolutely be there in 20

[ he has priorities ok yeti can wait, marco feeling frisky cannot ]

[passengers]

[ good guy max ]

i'll get the lube. i'm timing you.

[burnination]

[ never was there a faster yeti slaying. Max basically marches in, hellfire punches it, yanks a tooth free for proof, and starts drawing up sacgeo teleportation glyphs in the gd snow. He has places to be, butts to touch, dicks to suck, very important.

And poof. 17 minutes and 23 seconds later, max is popping into Marco's bedroom. Aaaand already stripping. Considering he was in the fucking alps, there might be some snow on Marco's carpet now, whoops. ]

What's my time?