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max "FUK U I'M A DRAGON" kiesler ([personal profile] burnination) wrote2015-10-29 10:43 pm

GENERAL OPEN POST/IC INBOX/WHATEVER IDK



"Busy. Send a text."

[ that's right. it's been a decade and he still hasn't changed his voicemail message. ]

[personal profile] ex_improvise59 2016-04-18 09:58 pm (UTC)(link)
he can't be the anti-christ. he's not charming at all. did you hear he got his monkey confiscated??

no, that was not a euphemism for his dick.

[personal profile] ex_improvise59 2016-04-18 09:59 pm (UTC)(link)
oh yeah, the gangshi. jiāngshī, however you want to call it.
it's a ghoul-thing.

OK IM DONE

[personal profile] ex_improvise59 2016-04-18 10:37 pm (UTC)(link)
their handlers are the folks reanimating the poor fucking revenants.

so. will you burn them to pretty little ashes for me?