GENERAL OPEN POST/IC INBOX/WHATEVER IDK

[burnination]

"Busy. Send a text."

[ that's right. it's been a decade and he still hasn't changed his voicemail message. ]

Comments

[burnination]

so the same as like 70% of normal ppl, ok seems legit

im a demonic what fucking porn do u think im watching + y r u surprised?7

[despising]

I like to think it's the former though.

You can't keep using that excuse I don't watch weird corpsefucking or whatever it is you would think necromantics get down to. But I'm not judging your tentacle porn.

Do you think aliens have space dagga?

[burnination]

yea u dont turn into a corpse tho on the reg + if u did ud probly b 2 dead 2 get it up

ofc they do. every civilization has 2 have some kind of drug 2 get blazed with

[despising]

Wait are you telling me you get tentacles?

I wonder if space drugs are better than earth drugs.

[burnination]

depending on the demon, sometimes

idk lets kidnap an alien and find out

[despising]

[ He's now placing max somewhere closer to demonic octopus than demon goat in his mind. ]

Cool. I know you get horn sometimes. Like the time you tried to kill me.

Okay. But what if they vomit acid or sommat? Those movies gave me nightmares.

[burnination]

usually more horns than it is tentacles. those don’t happen often.

ill be meat shield, I can handle alien acid if I’m vesseling

[despising]

Huh. The horns are cool too I guess. I can't say I've seen you vessel all that much considering.

No way, I don't want you getting hurt.

Especially not because of me.

[burnination]

more useful than tentacles tbh. unless ur making a porn.

aww u care abt me and shit

for real tho it’ll tickle at worst

[despising]

Making a porn sounds more fun. How are horns useful?

Shut up you tit. I never said that.

Still no. You're not acting as a meat shield.

[burnination]

gouging. or holding on to.

lol that’s sweet jude but it’s basically what i do. have been since bcr

[despising]

Holding on to? Are you back to thinking about sex?

Good for you but you're not doing it for me. I think you've suffered enough protecting me, ay?

Or do you just want me to pamper you after you get hurt?

[burnination]

yes

lol aight if u say so [ yeah, if it comes to it, he's definitely doing it again, so bite him, booboo <3 ]

uh yes that too tbh. all of the above.

[despising]

Have you shagged someone whilst vesseling before?

I do say so. [ He will bite, with his sharp lil soul nibblers. ]

You are the worst, you haven't got to be stupid and heroic if you want me to pamper you. [ Which is actually news to Elliot. But maybe he's a little scarred from the lengths Max went in the past to save and protect him. He's high - he'll deny it later if he's called out on it. ]