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[burnination]

"Busy. Send a text."

[ that's right. it's been a decade and he still hasn't changed his voicemail message. ]

Comments

[burnination]

gold's nice but then you have to go get it converted, and it's a bitch to get through customs because they want to know where it came from and why you have so much and no one ever believes 'i found it in an ancient magic temple after punching a lot of cannibal mummies'

its a fucking annoyance, i'd rather the aztecs just paypal it to me

[saints]

I'm sure they'd rather just Paypal it to you too for all the property damage.

You were in the news here yesterday. In the paper.

"Strange Man From A Strange Land Ruins Everything In Style."

[burnination]

they should have thought about that before they tried to eat me




lol




oh, i like that one. did you save it?

[saints]

Pinned it up on my fridge with the rest of em.

[burnination]

ty ur the best, triscuit

how many others are there?