GENERAL OPEN POST/IC INBOX/WHATEVER IDK

[burnination]

"Busy. Send a text."

[ that's right. it's been a decade and he still hasn't changed his voicemail message. ]

Comments

[burnination]

i'll help, ok? let me get some stuff and i'll help.

[saints]

You seriously need to see it. It's a new wonder of the world. It should be in NSFW Guinness. There has to be one of those, right?

[saints]

Look I know it sounds stupid.

But all I want

Is just every bit of him in me.

[saints]

I'm overreacting.

It just

You know.

It's a thing.

[saints]

I just want to give him something good and not half-assed.




Haha.


Ha.

[saints]

Thank you. Seriously.

You have NO idea.

[burnination]

HALF ASSED HAHAHAHHA

[ omfg okay, anyway. that was good though. ]

sorry

[burnination]

there should be. if there isn't we can make one, it'll just be like 500 pages of marco's dick pics

[burnination]

no i get it. its ok. i'd want all of him in me too, don't worry about it.

[burnination]

no problem, bambi. when's the next time he'll be gone for a while?

[saints]

I'm keeping that one. It's a good one.

[saints]

He mentioned something about getting ready to go out on the road in a week or two? Doing some research on a couple of leads out East.



Why?

[burnination]

i'm coming over

[burnination]

i'm bringing stuff, we're doing things

[burnination]

while marco's out of town and not being nosey

[saints]

Stuff.

Things.

You're very good at being detailed, Max.

[saints]

What are we doing while the cat's away? I want to know.

[saints]

A teeny hint?

[burnination]

i'm putting things of gradually increasing size up your ass until you can pleasantly fit something marco's size in there

[burnination]

and then i'm fucking you with it

a lot

[burnination]

and then marco's going to come home and fuck you

and i'm going to get off on it

the end

[burnination]

also we're going to watch jessica jones

[saints]

Are we going to be watching it WHILE you're

doing that or

Because i'm going to have some comprehension troubles if we do.

[saints]

I kind of want to enjoy the show, not miss half of it on a dildo that's 3/4 of Marco's size.

[saints]

Other than that, though, you've thought this out.

In like .5 seconds.

You're serious?