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"Busy. Send a text."

[ that's right. it's been a decade and he still hasn't changed his voicemail message. ]

Comments

[inumbrated]

so once again: fuck you

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creepy

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want to get more emo about it? is that what you put on business cards now? creature of death and shadow?

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ok but if you follow through with that you realize grant will have to watch, right? since you're ~~~connected~~~ and all

[ dude he hearts you, you know he's just talking shit for shit talking's sake ]

[inumbrated]

[uuuuugh max y]

it's not like i can't leave his sight dickwad

[inumbrated]

god why do i even talk to you

[inumbrated]

where are you anyway

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yeah? how far out of his sight?

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because i am a ray of fucking sunshine

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johannasburg, waiting on a contact to meet here tomorrow. you?

[inumbrated]

i went to la on my own when grant was still in san fransisco

[inumbrated]

so pretty far

[inumbrated]

and we're in idaho right now it's so fucking boring

[inumbrated]

except for the monsters roaming the cornfields apparently

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so you could not watch him sleep if you wanted to.

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wtf kind of monsters hang out in idaho, the angry spirits of potatoes past?

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have fun with that, makes some crop circles for me

[inumbrated]

i WISH it was angry potato spirits

[inumbrated]

no it's the weird superstitions the farmers get. they spread and catch and grow until they're actually real.

[inumbrated]

so a few crop circles caused by weather cause whispers which catch on to spirits lingering from native stories that aren't told around here anymore and turn into these hybrids

[inumbrated]

it's like the worst american gothic nightmare come true you should see the teeth on some of these guys

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ah so the 'if you believe it, you give it life' sort of thing

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like tinkerbell

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fuck tinkerbell, she was probably a crop circle monster too

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grab me one? teeth, not the whole monster