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u wanted an explanation
i explained
sry?

[ legit wasn't trying to be condescending, it was genuinely him breaking down the thought process that led to what he typed, woops. but it's not the first time that's come out like that either.

there's a reason he only socializes with like 3 people. ]

( Don't mind Eggsy, he's a delicate flower right now and he's been in a shit mood for at least a fortnight. Pls ignore. )

right well this has been fun
probably shouldn't carry on talking to strangers though
first rule of not getting murdered n all that

literally evry1s a stranger til u talk to them
but yea ok enjoy ur scotch
seems like u need it

[ ok that one might've been condescending ]

more than i need fucking pancakes

:(
hurtful

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[ after a couple hours, a heavy amount of creeping (because this is the weird shit max does when he's bored), and a lot of baking, some submissive delivery boy runs a care package up to eggsy's apartment in the dominant hotel.

it includes:
1. whiskey pancakes baked in the style of scotch pancakes, because putting actual scotch (instead of maple flavored crown royal) in pancakes seems disgusting.
2. a sticky note that reads "cheer up, buttercup :)"

haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa. :D ]

( Just give Eggsy a few minutes because he doesn't know whether to be creeped out, scared, touched or pleased. )

are u serious
did u make me whisky pancakes