GENERAL OPEN POST/IC INBOX/WHATEVER IDK

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"Busy. Send a text."

[ that's right. it's been a decade and he still hasn't changed his voicemail message. ]

Comments

[despising]

I don't trust your American friends to explain American things to me.

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i was nine when i left germany and i lived on a farm. im not sure what parts were different and what's just weird

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that's all you really need to know, but take out alaska, no one cares about alaska

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you're in the south, aren't you? you're not going to like the cold tea answer.

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then don't be pissed if i tell you something wrong

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I only know about Alaska because of you lot.

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Wait, you were nine once? I want photos, have you got any? And you were a farmer?

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I'm in Georgia I think, that's the one by Florida, yeah? What has that got to do with anything? Why aren't I going to like it? Do you microwave it?

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I'll just add any wrong answers to the list of things that make up the "Günther is an idiot" list.

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that's all there is to alaska. snow, bears and bcr.

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i know, i didn't actually come out of the womb full grown and dashingly handsome, it's a miracle. my mom was a farmer, i was a boy that chased chickens around the yard.

i have one. [ attachment! ]

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they drink it cold. it's called iced tea. i'm very sorry.

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if i'm an idiot, why is it me you're looking to for answers?

[despising]

Sounds like a dreadful place.

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That's adorable. You were adorable. What happened? I'm keeping this forever.

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What.

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No, seriously, what?

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Because you're my favourite idiot.

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it is. never go to alaska.

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demons and cults [ HAHAHAHAH ITS THE TRUTH THO..... ]

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you pour it into a glass, put ice in it, maybe a lemon slice and some sugar, and drink it just like that. iced tea.

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awww u like me

This is it this is the only text

[despising]

I'm going home.

same

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:(

[despising]

It's literally the worst thing I've heard all day. And I heard someone say y'all'd've.