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[burnination]

"Busy. Send a text."

[ that's right. it's been a decade and he still hasn't changed his voicemail message. ]

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mostly stationary human swiffer, but my lying place is dust free

still counts. boners in work out clothes always show.

you could also pay me in not kicking me out

and making jude's angry friend move his gd mat

[saints]

So a useless swiffer. Glad we've established that.

I knew you wouldn't fucking let me live that goddamn day down.

His name is Kit and he's a fucking delight and I like doing yoga with him. So what if I just happen to have perfect form and he wants to sit behind me? Maybe he just likes having someone to study off of.

[burnination]

a swiffer with a specific jurisdiction

i got on my knees in a mens locker room for you. i don't care how clean these hippies are, that's dedication

he wants to sit behind you because he's a view stealing asshole. i was here first, he can still see your perfect form from slightly to the left or right.