GENERAL OPEN POST/IC INBOX/WHATEVER IDK

[burnination]

"Busy. Send a text."

[ that's right. it's been a decade and he still hasn't changed his voicemail message. ]

Comments

[saints]

I'll figure something out.

[burnination]

put someone we don't like's initials on it

[burnination]

good. i will wear it everywhere. please include stickers.

[saints]

I can do that.

[saints]

Kiss it before every heist, baby.

[burnination]

i don't heist, i liberate

[burnination]

but yes. of course i will.

[burnination]

is there a spell that'd let you feel it?

[saints]

Oh I forgot. LIBERATOR. Not THEIF. Got you.

[saints]

And I don't know about that. Though it'd be nice.

[burnination]

yes, exactly, thank you. it's on the business card as such. [ there is no business card. he's full of shit. ]

[burnination]

what plane would you use for that? mechanic? humane?

[burnination]

i could ask james but i don't think he'd do it

[saints]

You'd probably want a combination of both. You're affecting the man-made and the humane. You'll want to put them together, hand in hand. Won't you?

[saints]

We're not in school anymore, I'm not figuring this out.

[saints]

Cute as it is.

I think James has more important things to do by the sounds of it. I don't know him, but if you don't have time to make a kissing mask, then IDK.

[burnination]

fuck it, i'll just get a port charm and kiss you myself

[burnination]

james is never doing anything important, he just pretends he is

[burnination]

don't trust him if he tells you otherwise

[saints]

It probably doesn't seem important to you because it doesn't involve galavanting around the globe to find shrunken heads and El Dorado.

Weirdo.

[saints]

I only take cash kisses anyways. So yeah. In person's better.

[burnination]

el dorado wasn't that great. all i found were cannibals and gold.

[ only max is disappointed by gold ]

[burnination]

fair enough. in person kisses only. mask for making cannibals jealous and also remind to port to you after.

[saints]

Oh NO only gold (and cannibals). It figures. What a boring life you lead.

[burnination]

gold's nice but then you have to go get it converted, and it's a bitch to get through customs because they want to know where it came from and why you have so much and no one ever believes 'i found it in an ancient magic temple after punching a lot of cannibal mummies'

its a fucking annoyance, i'd rather the aztecs just paypal it to me