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max "FUK U I'M A DRAGON" kiesler ([personal profile] burnination) wrote2015-10-29 10:43 pm

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"Busy. Send a text."

[ that's right. it's been a decade and he still hasn't changed his voicemail message. ]
saints: (fifty-two.)

[personal profile] saints 2015-11-22 02:57 am (UTC)(link)
You can't laugh okay?
saints: (fifty-three.)

[personal profile] saints 2015-11-22 02:57 am (UTC)(link)
[ ten minutes later of course and the weird little "..." signal that blips in and out signaling what should be a very long message just ends up like this: ]

It doesn't fit.
saints: (sixty-one.)

[personal profile] saints 2015-11-22 03:05 am (UTC)(link)
[ if he were saying this out loud, he'd practically be hissing. ]

B o t h.

I can't get the fucking thing all the way down.

And I can barely get half way without calling it quits.

I'm pretty sure I've shed more tears trying to get Marco in me than I've shed for anything else.
saints: (twenty-four.)

[personal profile] saints 2015-11-22 03:37 am (UTC)(link)
Yeah it's just...

Too big.

Like my mouth is not TINY, Max.

And I actually can't get around how fucking fat his dick is. I'm so fucking mad.
saints: (nine.)

[personal profile] saints 2015-11-22 03:37 am (UTC)(link)
He DOES slow down. He's good. He's great.

I mean. He's very careful. Sometimes. Most of the time. I don't want him to be as careful as he is.
saints: (twelve.)

[personal profile] saints 2015-11-22 03:37 am (UTC)(link)
He got. Really hung. I went to get him when he got back and just. His dick.

Max it's beautiful. Seriously.
saints: (twenty-three.)

[personal profile] saints 2015-11-22 03:38 am (UTC)(link)
Like if penises were works of art his is like a fucking Michelangelo.
saints: (eleven.)

[personal profile] saints 2015-11-22 03:39 am (UTC)(link)
Oh jeez...

[ man........ ]

I'll

Look into

It. Maybe.
saints: (three.)

[personal profile] saints 2015-11-22 04:01 am (UTC)(link)
You seriously need to see it. It's a new wonder of the world. It should be in NSFW Guinness. There has to be one of those, right?
saints: (two.)

[personal profile] saints 2015-11-22 04:02 am (UTC)(link)
Look I know it sounds stupid.

But all I want

Is just every bit of him in me.
saints: (sixty-one.)

[personal profile] saints 2015-11-22 04:03 am (UTC)(link)
I'm overreacting.

It just

You know.

It's a thing.
saints: (eighteen.)

[personal profile] saints 2015-11-22 04:04 am (UTC)(link)
I just want to give him something good and not half-assed.




Haha.


Ha.
saints: (fifty-two.)

[personal profile] saints 2015-11-22 04:04 am (UTC)(link)
Thank you. Seriously.

You have NO idea.

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