GENERAL OPEN POST/IC INBOX/WHATEVER IDK

[burnination]

"Busy. Send a text."

[ that's right. it's been a decade and he still hasn't changed his voicemail message. ]

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[saints]

When you get here

I'll drop you so fast your head will spin.

After a shower and food. You probably smell like crap to put it kindly.

[burnination]

yeah? you get to pick it this time. get me something pretty.

[burnination]

so i'll think of you while i steal other peoples' shit

[burnination]

too good to me, triscuit.

but i do smell like tour bus and old people

[saints]

I'm gonna make it myself and cover it in glitter glue. I'll even put your initials on it.

[saints]

Wait no that'll give you away.

[saints]

I'll figure something out.

[burnination]

put someone we don't like's initials on it

[burnination]

good. i will wear it everywhere. please include stickers.

[saints]

I can do that.

[saints]

Kiss it before every heist, baby.

[burnination]

i don't heist, i liberate

[burnination]

but yes. of course i will.

[burnination]

is there a spell that'd let you feel it?

[saints]

Oh I forgot. LIBERATOR. Not THEIF. Got you.

[saints]

And I don't know about that. Though it'd be nice.

[burnination]

yes, exactly, thank you. it's on the business card as such. [ there is no business card. he's full of shit. ]

[burnination]

what plane would you use for that? mechanic? humane?

[burnination]

i could ask james but i don't think he'd do it

[saints]

You'd probably want a combination of both. You're affecting the man-made and the humane. You'll want to put them together, hand in hand. Won't you?

[saints]

We're not in school anymore, I'm not figuring this out.

[saints]

Cute as it is.

I think James has more important things to do by the sounds of it. I don't know him, but if you don't have time to make a kissing mask, then IDK.

[burnination]

fuck it, i'll just get a port charm and kiss you myself

[burnination]

james is never doing anything important, he just pretends he is

[burnination]

don't trust him if he tells you otherwise