GENERAL OPEN POST/IC INBOX/WHATEVER IDK

[burnination]

"Busy. Send a text."

[ that's right. it's been a decade and he still hasn't changed his voicemail message. ]

Comments

[burnination]

its that new age shit normal kids are getting into in college

blame harry potter

[saints]

Next think you know I'll be getting crazy bug-eye glasses and reading tea poo.

[saints]

Hijack the bus. I'm selfish.

[saints]

And don't tell me you can't. I know you. I see you in the news sometimes.

[saints]

No JK just get here in one piece. I'll feed you. Or give you a bed. Or a nice hot shower when you get here.

Whatever you want.

Time to go get down on my knees for those Hail Marys.

[burnination]

you're too pretty for tea poo, pls don't

[burnination]

i left my hijacking mask in berlin :(

[burnination]

all of the above, pls

[burnination]

plus you on your knees

[saints]

:( oh no. Bigbad, I like it when you use your mask. We'll have to get you a new one.

[saints]

When you get here

I'll drop you so fast your head will spin.

After a shower and food. You probably smell like crap to put it kindly.

[burnination]

yeah? you get to pick it this time. get me something pretty.

[burnination]

so i'll think of you while i steal other peoples' shit

[burnination]

too good to me, triscuit.

but i do smell like tour bus and old people

[saints]

I'm gonna make it myself and cover it in glitter glue. I'll even put your initials on it.

[saints]

Wait no that'll give you away.

[saints]

I'll figure something out.

[burnination]

put someone we don't like's initials on it

[burnination]

good. i will wear it everywhere. please include stickers.

[saints]

I can do that.

[saints]

Kiss it before every heist, baby.

[burnination]

i don't heist, i liberate

[burnination]

but yes. of course i will.

[burnination]

is there a spell that'd let you feel it?

[saints]

Oh I forgot. LIBERATOR. Not THEIF. Got you.